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"Fuck you, I won an Emmy."

- Martin Freeman (now, probably)

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scribbles-of-blue:

Shit my cockatiel does.

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susancutie:

If you’re gonna kiss me.. KISS..ME..RIGHT! Damn it!

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wankbankofamerica:

i will literally try to pet any cat i can don’t doubt me

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adriofthedead:

japanese prank shows are on a whole other level

adriofthedead:

japanese prank shows are on a whole other level

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dylanofryin:

actual picture of actual one direction fans image

it’s like a scene from a zombie movie

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redgrieve:

Why is being told that Marilyn Manson removed his lower two ribs so he could suck his own dick in middle school like a common thing why is that an experience every American child goes through i just don’t

federal mandates on standardized testing necessitate that all children nationally be taught certain curriculum at particular grade levels

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themysteryofthedruids:

girls wit big bones

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jesuschristvevo:

omg i was looking up pics of hitler and i cANT STOP LAUGHING

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#HEER ISCH MEIN HANDEL #HEER ISCH MEIN SPOUT

#WHEN DU TIPS ME OVER HEAR MEIN SHOUT #”ALL ZE JEWS MUST BE VIPED OUT”

Oh my god

Only on tumblr do we not question why they were looking up hitler

OMG the TAGS

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