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4th Grade Science Quiz

nightlifemingus:

• are dinosaurs sick as hell? yea
• were you there? yea
• did u see the dinos? yea
• was it sick as hell? oh yea

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tampabaybby:

there is never a wrong time to reblog this

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fuckyoulexi:

can we please take a moment to appreciate how my best friend got asked to prom

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dalblue:

amoying:

friend’s parent: would you like something to drink?

me: no thank you

me inside: the thirst is real

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h3rmitsunited:

belbet:

kimjongthrilla:

logicadinfinitum:

so ijust realised something

plastic donasours, right

plastic is made of oil

which comed from

DINOSAIRS

plastic dinosaurs are made of irl dinosaurs

i…

science has definitely come too far

how did you manage to spell dinosaurs differently 3 times

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lieutenant-kevin-riley:

suicidallyreckless:

fuckyeahauthordog:

case-for-eviction:

Do you ever think about the word ‘can’t’

Like, when you say, “Why can’t you get me some ice cream?”

You’re really saying, “Why can not you get me some ice cream?”

How have I gone through my entire life as a writer and not realized this

I had a similar epiphany with “Don’t you dare” being “Do not you dare.”

English is weird.

Forever grateful that English is my first language.

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rockstarsushiman:

Yes I am an expert on Greek mythology I have read a Percy Jackson book

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yolympics:

changing from jeans to pajama pants

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