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flatsound:

i wanna feel how dogs feel when you let them go in a big field 

(via oknope)

wrasslers:

do you wanna look like this skeleton

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or THIS skeleton?

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drink a milk kids

(via earthdad)

thetowndrugdealer:

precumming:

I JUST PUT MY SHIRT ON AND THERE WAS A SPIDER IN IT!!!!!!!!

or did you just put a shirt on that a spider was already wearing?

(via lindsaylohansmugshot)

finmeister:

MY MOM JUST GOT OUT HER BIRTH CERTIFICATE AND FOUND OUT SHES BEEN SPELLING HER NAME WRONG FOR 49 YEARS

(via splders)

(via methfab)

smithwestrns:

how are all these math classes going to help me become a new york it girl with a huge wardrobe and a boyfriend in an indie rock band that writes songs about me

(via tugbutt)