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guy:

my mating call is the sound of my microwave beeping

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foreveralone-lyguy:

foreveralone-lyguy:

Who the hell invented the word “smexy” and what the fuck does the letter m in it even stand for

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thanks

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humanistrambles:

the single most accurate description of this movie i have seen

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raalts:

my mom told me i can’t reblog from you anymore

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oreoofficial:

has anyones crush ever actually worked out for them or is that a myth

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thatfunnyblog:

this is my favorite photo

thatfunnyblog:

this is my favorite photo

solidmercury:

bruisebanner:

princeofkokoros:

what if there was a really flamboyant assassin and after they killed someone they just snapped their fingers, turned away and said ‘you’ve just been SASSassinated’

 #clint barton

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partybarackisinthehousetonight:

algebra is like a 4n language to me

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cokeflow:

crystal meth is a pretty name

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