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guiselore:

lesbianathogwarts:

bashdoard:

fuckyeah-bill:

Promoing at the beach

Ancient Roman prostitutes did something similar, but usually they would have phalluses inscribed in their sandals. So, if you were ever in the mood, you could just look down and follow the dicks.

follow the yellow dick-road

I love history lessons on tumblr.

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batreaux:

well, son, i deeply misunderstood your birthday request for COD but we still need to eat all this fish

(via kardashy)

kidkoni:

blackymiles:

trendingly:

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Put it in a black person’s Afro and they’ll call it ghetto.

Every time I look at the second pic, I think his beard will explode

(via nowyoukno)

snorlaxatives:

little high schoolers are always like “i’m moving out as soon as i turn 18” like smfh do you realize things cost money

(via maths-sucks)

the-blog-of-anne-frank:

*flirting* so what fruit do you have in your town

(via rnisterkrabs)

vardaesque:

whorville:

You finger yourself??? Disgusting. Those fingers should be turning pages of the holy bible

gotta get em wet before you turn the pages tho

(via lucufur)

the-captains-wife:

dutchster:

worldpeaces:

can we just take a second to realize that there are 14 year olds that weren’t born in the 90’s. just fucking let that sink in.

what the fuck does he want now

image

Thats it that’s the single greatest pun on tumblr

(via pizza)

clareue:

Orchid Mantis

No fucking way

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